some say it's all done by computers but it's really drugs
you give the number two guy downers see of course
but what you give the boss is quite a cocktail oh
screaming yellow zonkers firing mostly for effect or I lie

being a public servant usually moded out for PR hype
anyway the number two guy's in a charming slump
and the boss well he goes around a lot waving his pinky at you
and talking to it like it was a microphone or something